One step from your front door. Take a second to review what's in here — and read the next box, because most people leave $19 on the table at this exact step. We made you a way out.
Your arsenal is empty. Currently zero caps will fly at your next gathering. Tragic.
Browse The Arsenal →You came in for one piece. We built two — and the people who walked out with both will tell you, two weekends from now, that buying just one was a mistake. So here's the move: add what's missing, save the $19, save the second checkout, and never have the wrong tool in your hand when a friend walks in with a bottle.
▸ Upsells apply instantly. Your free-shipping bar updates in real time. The savings are not a coupon — they are baked into the bundle and disappear if you ignore them.
"I should have bought both."
That is, almost word for word, the email we get most often. Not "it didn't work." Not "the cap didn't fire." Not "my buddies didn't laugh." It's: "I bought just one and now I'm putting in a second order two weeks later and paying shipping again and I feel like an idiot, please just send me the other one."
Here's what's actually happening:
You buy The Sidearm. You take it to a BBQ. Somebody says "okay but where's the bigger one." You tell them about The Mortar. They go home and order The Mortar. Now they have what you don't have. Now you're the one with the half-loadout. Now you're the one fishing for the second checkout.
Or — same story, different opener — you buy The Mortar. The Mortar lives on the kitchen island. The Mortar is glorious. But the Mortar does not fit in your back pocket on the way to your friend's rooftop, your weekend in the mountains, your Father's Day at your in-laws'. The Mortar is a kitchen weapon. The Sidearm is a travel weapon. You will, two weekends in, want both.
This is the only honest version of an "upsell" we know how to write: tell you what we've watched a thousand orders do, and let you decide.
The Arsenal upgrade is one click. It is the row above this one with a bright orange button on it. The discount is real. The free shipping is real. The bonus "How To Brief Your Buddies" instruction card is real. The 60-day no-questions guarantee is real, and it covers everything in this cart.
If you only want one piece — that's fine. Truly. Buy the one. We'll guarantee it the same way. But if you've been thinking about both, this is the cheapest minute of your day to act on it.
Roughly four out of every ten orders we ship have a second order from the same household within 60 days, and 70% of those are gifts. Birthdays. Father's Day. Best man duty. The brother-in-law who has every other novelty kitchen thing on Earth. Add a second unit now, get a discount on it, and you've covered the next gift you needed to buy without leaving this page.
60-day no-questions guarantee.
Ships in 2–4 days across Lebanon.
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Full refund. No forms. No proof-of-purchase scavenger hunt. We mean it. If you don't want it, we don't want your money.